Guys we don’t wanna risk it reblog

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when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

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@Ashton5SOS: Eating broccoli in my underwear, it’s been a long ass day

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  • luke: guys omg we have to eat healthy
  • mikey: i just want chocolate can we leave
  • calum: omg these look like boobs, omg ashton look
  • luke: those are cantaloupe you uncultured swine
  • mikey: *sits down in the middle of aisle and pulls out lap top*
  • ashton: these are squishy omg is this what boobs feel like
  • luke: those are moldy grapes ashton stop
  • mikey: are we done can we go home
  • calum: omg they sell condoms here
  • ashton: *takes every box and puts it in the cart* alright boys, all ready to go
  • luke: you literally got nothing but condoms you dumbass
  • mikey: im hungry
  • calum: omg can we buy expensive champagne
  • luke: you're like 12 calum shut up
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